Michael Savage has said that "liberalism is a mental disorder" and has even written a book titled the same. I thought that was an intriguing title, designed to sell books.
I've read Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand many times, beginning first when I was 17. It changed my life and created a foundation of Objectivism on which I've based my existence. I don't think I've ever really believed that the looters (villains) of the story were actually based on real-world characters. How could they be? They are over-the-top! There's no way anyone can be THAT insane without being...well...insane.
And then, in a fit of boredom, I decided to see what the liberals on Twitter had to say about themselves. I give you the Mind of the Liberal:
- Liberal-Mother of 2-Animal rights-Politics-Marriage equality-Legalize marijuana-Coffee-Save the planet-Polar Bears-Healthcare 4 all!
- Progressive, Pantheist, Pro-Choice, Sex-Positive EcoFem. Loves LGBTI Rights, Leglzng Drugs, Nonviolence, Anti-Racism, Justc & Eqlty 4 All
- I'm 42, bisexual/queer, and happily childless. I'm a Mental Health Advocate, Progressive Political Activist, and Marketing Specialist
- Progressive always hoping that people will care for each other and the earth more
- Writer, blogger, vegan abolitionist, therapist, advocate for animals, human rights, earth, art and music
Not being able to keep my opinions to myself, the commentary began:
- Writer, geek, godless liberal. // short, sweet...still an idiot
- Son is a Gitmo attorney seeking to spread truth and find justice for Fayiz Al-Kandari who is being held without charges in Gitmo. // nice. mommy of a war criminal who will probably get off because we didn't read him his Miranda rights on the battlefield. I'm sure Hitler's mommy was proud, too.
- YES WE CAN, We're Fired Up and Ready To Go!!! // I'm sure your fearless leader would give you a big SHOUT OUT, too. Jerk.
- Smart Girl // still trying to convince herself, I guess
- take'n road even less traveled than that one, it's where the gold is // WTF does that mean?
At this point I decided to start grading the posts, ala maddox and his grading of school-children's artwork. My maturity level regressed at this point and isn't much better than maddox's. But hey, it's all in fun, right? - Key-Note Speaker/Rainmakerologist // "rainmakerologist? ummm...F for Failologist
- I'm a human potential developer with a serendipitous approach, a single-mompreneur w/a... gift of teaching L.O.V.E. with EFT and LOA. Make yours a sparkling day! // "Single mompreneur"? Is that another word for "unemployed." I'm going to have a seizure. F your sparkles
- Street Theater // F for having no courage to describe your true profession: unemployed puppeteer with fantasies of living in John Malcovich's body.
- Wanna play televangelist? If u know what I mean. // I have no idea what you mean, Oral Roberts; do tell! F for cryptic liberal bullshit.
- From the land of Minosaurs // Okay Barney. Go home. F
- Politics, social issues,and all around Winger assassin // F for not being able to write a complete a sentence
- ms. motivation: "not really" // A+ (not really...F!)
- The utopia we advocate is first created in the mind // I sense another seizure...F- for not being able to create a utopia through work and effort.
- Murdering fear mongering republicans since 1989 // That might be true if you were more than 15. F until you graduate 9th grade, then we'll talk.
- Law, social justice, nature, human & animal rights, arts, ecology, indie music & film. // we're all equal, yayyy. F
- 53 yr old Vet, Married, 5 kids. I block teabaggers faster than they can pull their heads out of their ASSSS!!!!!!!!!! // FFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Publish UK Progressive, social media change leader, freelance journalist, BBC and HuffPost contributor / You forgot F for FASCIST, fool
- Feminism: equality for all! // F to you Miss "I need someone to make rules for me because I really believe in the glass ceiling!"
- Liberal activist, professional webby, friend, wife, OFA'er, and Hopemonger. // "Hopemonger"? "OFA'er"? F for making up words that don't exist.
- And I give you barbiesnow - "Obama Rapid Responder: who Loves this Country and our wonderful President, living in a RED state is not easy, but we blues bloom where we are planted." // First of all, what is an "Obama Rapid Responder"? And when she says "planted" does she mean like a flower or a political plant?
I gotta tell you, this last one truly put me over the edge. Are they really out there? Must be...and I'm sure, more to come.